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( Bagpuss theme)

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- I'm sorry.
- I'm hit !

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- I'm blind.
- Buffy !

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- Amber.
- Amber.

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- Amber.
- Amber.

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Woof.

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I knew this day would come.

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Still. She had to go sometime.

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I met this girl
when I was travelling,

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whose dad had to go to war,
but he was crippled.

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Because she wasn't
what her parents wanted,

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not that Amber
wasn't what you wanted,

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but you know she was
different, like a tomboy...

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So she stole her dad's armour

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and went to war instead of him

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and they won the war because of her.

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- That's Mulan.
- That's her name. Do you know her ?

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- It's a film.
- It's a Disney film. Yes.

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And there's a song in it...

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which is about how she wants
to look in the mirror...

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♪ And see her real reflection ♪

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I think that's probably
a bit how Amber's feeling.

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Like Mulan ?

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Yeah.

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Eddie Murphy does the voice
of the dragon.

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To my mind, his third best film.

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Does anyone want a drink ?

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Phew. Bit early for that, innit ?
Yeah, go on, then.

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I'm thinking more like a tea.

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Are you worried about Amber ?

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Nah. She's got three languages and a
Dutch cap. She'll be fine. Cheers.

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You are so blind !
You so do not understand !

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You weren't there at the beginning.

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You don't know how good it was.
How important.

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This is it for you.

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This jumped-up firework
display of a toy advert.

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People like you make me sick.
What's wrong with you ?

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Now, I don't care if you've
saved up all your 50p's.

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Take your pocket money and get out !

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What a prick.

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Tim, can I have a word in my office ?

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Yes.

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Have a seat, Tim.

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- Twiglet ?
- Better not.

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I was like you once.

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Blond hair. Scraggy little beard.
Child-like ears.

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Full of beans and spunk.

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I let my principles
get in the way sometimes.

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I punched a bloke
in the face once

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for saying Hawk the Slayer
was rubbish.

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- Good for you.
- Thanks.

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But that's not the point.

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The point is, I was defending
the fantasy genre

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with terminal intensity,

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when what I should have said is,
"Dad, you're right."

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Let's give Krull a try
and we'll discuss it later.

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The Phantom Menace
was 18 months ago, Tim.

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I know, Bilbo.
It just... It still hurts.

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That kid brought in a Jaja doll.

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- Kids like Jaja.
- Why ?

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What about the Ewoks ?

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They were rubbish.
You don't complain about them.

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Jaja Binks makes the Ewoks
look like fucking Shaft.

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- I've had enough, Tim.
- Bilbo.

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I know how you feel, I do.
But this can't go on.

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What you trying to say ?

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I'm gonna have to let you go.

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Phew !

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I thought you were gonna
fire me then.

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I was like ergh... Phew.
Look at that.

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Right, Daisy. 0ff to work.

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Should be back
in a couple of hours.

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Mike. Mike, have you got any money ?

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If you mean actual currency, no.

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I was sure I had some,
but it just seems to have gone.

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Oh, I should, you know, get off.

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You didn't sort of borrow it ?

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You know, go through
my pockets and...

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- Steal it ?
- I'm sorry. That sounded really bad.

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- Did you steal it ?
- No !

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Sorry. No, you're right.
Have a nice day.

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Thanks.

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Mike, what do you do ?
I've never asked.

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If I tell you that,
I'll have to kill you.

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What, is it like secret ?

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No.

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Hi, Bri.

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- Gone.
- What's gone ?

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- Can't paint.
- Yes, you can. You're very good.

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Mind's just blank. Haven't
painted anything in months.

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I don't know what's wrong.

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Maybe you should try approaching
the canvas in different ways.

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I have.

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How do you tackle
a creative block, Daisy ?

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Well, I'm actually
very, very fortunate.

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I rarely suffer from writer's block.

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- I'm extremely prolific.
- Very lucky.

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Yeah, I know.

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Have you got any money, Brian ?

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I've got to sign on today
and I can't afford the bus fare.

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Can't you go to the bank ?

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Please, just a tenner ?

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I haven't got a bank account.

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They closed it. I'm really worried.

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I haven't signed on for three months

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and I didn't tell them
I was going away.

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I'm sure you'll be all right.
They're reasonable people.

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Please ! Just a tenner.

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Tim ?

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- Is everything all right ?
- Yes ! Why ? !

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No reason.

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I've lost my job.

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What ? Why ?

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Not Phantom Menace.

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- Better go.
- All right, Bri.

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Good luck with your blockage.
Oh, a letter came for you.

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Thanks. Sorry
about your job, Tim.

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Yeah. I'm sorry
about your uncle, Brian.

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Come on, mate. It's not as if
he hasn't fired you before.

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He's a reasonable bloke.

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If you talked to him
you could sort it out.

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I don't think so. Someone's
got an interview this afternoon.

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Well, one thing's for sure,
they'll be no Tim Bisley.

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Well, it all seems to be
in order. When can you start ?

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Come on, Tim.
There'll be other jobs.

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Anyway, what about your comic ?

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I'm sure the comic industry's

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desperately in need
of a giant, mutant bird

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with special claws.

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You've just got
to get out there.

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- Yeah, well, I'm scared.
- 0f what ?

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Nothing.

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Come on. I was about
to go and sign on.

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Why don't you come with me ?

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- OK.
- Lend me the bus fare ?

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- OK.
- Yeah.

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You've got a very special talent.

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Sooner or later it's going
to make you a lot of money.

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Yeah, thanks, Daisy.

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I wish I had another special
talent to fall back on.

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'Dear Brian, I hope
this letter finds you well

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'and that you're not finding
being a lawyer too stressful.

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'Sadly, I'm writing with bad news.

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'Your Uncle Kevin died
in his sleep last weekend

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'whilst driving to Staines
on the M4.

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'We hope you can find time
in your busy schedule

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'to come to the funeral,
which is next Thursday.

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'Lots of love, Mum.'

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I'm frightened.
What are you gonna say ?

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I'll tell 'em I was ill
and start crying.

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- That's you. New claims.
- Where ? Oh, yeah. Ok.

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- Good luck.
- You, too.

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Hello. I'm Daisy Steiner.

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I had an appointment
at 10:30. I'm late.

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Daisy Steiner, you must take
an AB form from the stand

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and then join the queue.

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How long will I have to wait ?

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I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Just fill out the form.

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How long have you been
unemployed, Mr Bisley ?

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About an hour and a half.

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Have you been looking for work ?

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That's good. No.

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Why did you leave your last job ?

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- I got fired.
- Why ?

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Difference of opinion.

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- The Phantom Menace.
- Yeah.

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- Didn't you like it ?
- No.

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Well, leave this with me.

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I'll get you some money out
in the next few days.

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Hello.

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- Brian, it's me.
- Hello, me.

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- How are you ?
- Very well, thank you.

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- I miss you.
- Miss me, too.

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Would you like to come out
for drinks later ?

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- Yes, please.
- 'I could stay at yours.'

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I'm not working tomorrow.
We could stay in bed all day.

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So don't forget
to wash your sheets.

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- Right.
- And your penis.

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- OK.
- 'Bye.'

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Bye.

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Ah, no. This is the Ab form.
You need the AB form, capital B.

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But... What ?

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I've been here for over an hour.

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Just over there on the stand.

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Is this it ?

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Ok. You wanna sign on again.

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Yeah.

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You last signed on three months ago.

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What have you been doing since then ?

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I've been ill.

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Do you have a doctor's note ?

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No, I lost it.

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Look, this shouldn't be a problem.

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I just want some money.

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You've always
given me money before.

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Sure you haven't been on holiday ?

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Me ? God, no. I couldn't
afford that. Not on my income.

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- You... bastard !
- What can I say ? She liked me.

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How am I gonna pay the rent ?

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Just write some articles.

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It's not as easy as that, Tim.
I can't just pluck

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another Winter Skin Care
Dos And Don'ts out of the air.

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Why ?

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Well, maybe poverty
will inspire you.

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It's not that bad.

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Mike's giving us
a few quid every week.

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What if he wants to move out ?

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He doesn't at the moment.
He's happy.

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It's not as if he's gonna
get a better offer

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by the time we get back, is it ?

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Eh ?

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Mike, d'you mind...

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What are you doing ?

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Marsha has kindly offered me
the position of lodger,

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which I have duly accepted.

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- But Mike...
- No, no.

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You've been kind enough
to let me stay,

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but now you're back,
I should move on.

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But we like having you here.

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It'll be fine. I'm only upstairs.

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We can see each other every day.

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We'll be able to legitimately
use our walkie-talkies

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without going to the park.

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- Ready then ?
- With you in one second.

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Here he is, then. My new lodger.

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Hardly see the other one.

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Yeah, Brian's spending
a lot of time with Twist.

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I mean, I hardly see her.

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I sometimes hear her.

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Yeah, he was up earlier on.

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I think he's having some kind
of creative crisis.

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Serves him right for getting
his knackers in a twist.

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Come on then, Mike.

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I'm looking forward to having a
strong bloke round the house.

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Who's that ?

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- You, you pillock.
- Oh, right.

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Oooooooh, he's funny, isn't he ?

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Any thoughts ?

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I'll have to get some new
batteries for my walkie-talkie.

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No, about our situation.

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We're both unemployed.

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I'm getting no benefit.
We need money.

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How else am I gonna afford
aspirational magazines ?

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I'm gonna get a job.

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Why ? You've just signed on.
You don't have to.

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I like working, Daisy.

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The smell of the ink,
the taste of the biscuit.

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Giving the littl'uns advice.

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'People like you
make me sick ! '

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Yeah, well. So do I.
I love working.

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I was a barmaid once. I loved it.

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00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,070
The hustle and bustle of a busy bar.

254
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,516
- Can I get some service, please ?
- Oh, fuck you.

255
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,797
What can I say ?
We are good with people.

256
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,871
- Absolutely.
- That's what writers do.

257
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,555
They take unrelated jobs
in order to make money

258
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,993
and... gain experience.

259
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,834
I temped in this office once

260
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,230
and there were some great
characters, real fodder.

261
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,197
There was this guy Tony...

262
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,872
Oh, what did he say ?

263
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,513
Anyway, that's what I'm gonna do.

264
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:47,036
Everyone does things they don't
want to do sometimes.

265
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,712
Mike isn't doing what he wants

266
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,791
- but he makes the best of it.
- Does he ?

267
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,474
Move, move !

268
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,357
Don't look at me ! Move !

269
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,193
I am gonna go to one
of those temping places

270
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,396
and put my name down for a job.

271
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,311
That's the spirit. New horizons.

272
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:07,315
- Pastures green. Change.
- And not the small kind.

273
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,675
- Why is that funny ?
- I don't know.

274
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,956
You worked
in a comic shop before ?

275
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,474
Yeah. The Fantasy Bazaar.

276
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,996
Fantasy Bazaar. That's
Bilbo Bagshot's shop, isn't it ?

277
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,878
- Yeah.
- Why'd you leave ?

278
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,953
- Difference of opinion.
- Phantom Menace ?

279
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,998
Yeah. And I wanted a change.

280
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:33,198
- Ok. When can you start ?
- I'm sorry ?

281
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,078
When can you start ?

282
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,917
So, what kind
of work can you do ?

283
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,150
Sorry ?

284
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,357
What kind of work can you do ?

285
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:51,159
Well, I'm creative,

286
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:56,189
but I'm at home in the normal
office environment.

287
00:17:56,280 --> 00:18:00,273
But equally comfortable in the
hustle and bustle of an eatery.

288
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,873
So that's anything ?

289
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,793
Yes, yes. Anything. I'm desperate.

290
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:24,033
- Everything all right ?
- Yes, thank you, Mrs K.

291
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,315
Give us a shout
if you need anything.

292
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,549
OK.

293
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,312
Anything at all.

294
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,311
Ok, then.

295
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,233
I like to think I'm
an approachable landlady.

296
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,435
Ok, then.

297
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,598
- That's great.
- So anything you want.

298
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,558
Just ask.

299
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,200
There a key to this lock ?

300
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,312
Hello, Brian.

301
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,631
Hello.

302
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,712
Aren't you gonna invite me in ?

303
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,837
- Bit busy.
- Doing what ?

304
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,630
Nice to see you've tidied up a bit.

305
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,313
Thanks.

306
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,915
Daisy was telling me
you're feeling a little dry.

307
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,513
Everything Ok ?

308
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:22,071
- Mmm.
- Yes ?

309
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,914
Don't know, Marsha.
Can't seem to get inspired.

310
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,228
Used to come so easily.

311
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,356
Thought I'd cracked it this morning.

312
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,874
Got a letter saying
Uncle Kevin had died.

313
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,077
Next thing I knew, I was painting.
Couldn't stop.

314
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:39,153
Twist called and lost it. Just went.

315
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,038
You know what
your problem is, Brian.

316
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,509
What ?

317
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,512
You're happy.

318
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,192
I think you'll find

319
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:53,159
you dried up the minute
you started seeing Twit.

320
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:57,756
- D'you think so ?
- It's obvious.

321
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:01,594
You cannot have your cake
and eat her, Brian.

322
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:06,071
Contentment is the enemy
of invention.

323
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,559
Oh, my God.

324
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,632
Funny, innit ?

325
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:15,316
You were so prolific
when we was at it.

326
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,392
- This is awful.
- Innit.

327
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,438
- What a dilemma.
- Can't believe this.

328
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,990
It's so depressing, Brian.

329
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,072
You must be really worried.

330
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,311
- Yes.
- Angst-ridden.

331
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:36,076
- Yes.
- Inconsolable.

332
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,196
Yes.

333
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,035
Right, I'm off.

334
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,313
Mike's cooking beans,

335
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:48,518
then we're gonna polish his guns
and watch The A-Team, bye.

336
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,150
I love it when a plan comes together.

337
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,795
Hello, Silent Reading.

338
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,440
Yes, we do stock Jaja Binks
merchandise.

339
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,795
Yeah, we've got him in
cuddly form,

340
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,030
lunch box, action figure
and key ring.

341
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,031
No problem, bye-bye.

342
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,633
Well done, Tim.

343
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,076
You've just taken your first
step into a larger world.

344
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,149
All right, Derek.

345
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,433
Bilbo.

346
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,239
I was wondering if I could
have a chat with Tim.

347
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,153
Certainly.

348
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,559
I'll put some tea on.

349
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,677
- Want a cup, Tim ?
- Yes, please.

350
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,230
He should mount
his collector's editions

351
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,880
in full view, not hide 'em away.

352
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,393
Man's insane.

353
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,277
Why'd you want to talk to me ?

354
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,828
So, how's it going ?

355
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,194
Yeah, it's all right.

356
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:08,876
- What's Derek like as a boss ?
- He's Ok.

357
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,236
I don't really agree with his
policy on vintage comic display.

358
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,794
Tim, I'm sorry I sacked you.
It was a mistake.

359
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,269
Things not working out
with the new guy ?

360
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,396
You could say that.

361
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,879
Hawk the Slayer's rubbish.

362
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,748
- I see.
- Will you come back ?

363
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,114
Well... I like it here.

364
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,555
What makes you think
I want to come back ?

365
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,392
This.

366
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,956
'Bilbo, this is Tim.

367
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,032
'Please can I come back ?
I don't like it here.'

368
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,193
- You got that ?
- I would have come in anyway.

369
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,510
The place is just not
the same without you.

370
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,439
I'm already there.

371
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,158
What ?

372
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,037
I mean, I'll come back.

373
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:59,591
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you frightened
me for a bit there.

374
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,591
I'll have to give my notice here.

375
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,908
Can't you just get fired ?

376
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,879
Derek, Babylon 5's
a big pile of shit.

377
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,359
Get out !

378
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,514
I got me job back.

379
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,278
I got me own room.

380
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,429
How's Brian doing ?

381
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,080
He's standing in the garden
with no clothes on.

382
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,597
- What about Daisy ?
- She got a job in a bookshop.

383
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,911
- Think she'll be all right ?
- Erm... Yeah.

384
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:07,315
Excuse me, can you point me
in the direction of Personal Growth ?

385
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,709
Fuck you.

386
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,391
'S'il vous plaît.'

387
00:24:19,441 --> 00:24:23,991
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